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connorkawaii:

Assassins: Welcome to the Assassin Brotherhood, Arno. This is our hidden blade. We use it to kill Templars. Our enemy FYI.
Arno: ok
Assassins: Remember, the Templars are the enemy.
Arno: ok ok i got it
Arno:
Arno: so anyway who’s that redhead over there
Assassins: She is a Templar
Arno: shes hot
Assassins: arno please no 

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

  • me doing anything: there has to be an easier way to do this

shavingryansprivates:

i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

aobayylmao:

my taste in boys go from

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yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther